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Used Legendary couch. Moe’s Home Collection Plunge Brown Sectional for sale in Arlington

Legendary couch. Moe’s Home Collection Plunge Brown Sectional
Legendary couch. Moe’s Home Collection Plunge Brown Sectional
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$200

Legendary couch. Moe’s Home Collection Plunge Brown Sectional

Want to blow the minds of your friends, neighbors, roommates, and anyone you come in contact with? Want that perfect addition for your living room, garage, or secret lair? Look no further. Listed at $2,050 on Amazon, I am offering it for an incredible value of $200 OBO. Pickup is required. It is currently being housed in the basement of our house, and can probably do with cleaning, but don't let that fool you. It’s 10 out of 5 stars and fit for a king. Don't believe me? Take a look at noted King, LeBron James, enjoying a regal relaxation on it's brown lusciousness. In a since-deleted Instagram post, LeBron wrote that this couch is what inspired him to go to LA. Not enough for you? Well, allow me to remind you that its Royal Highness was recently Prince Harry's best man. Sure, it isn't in the shape it used to be in, but I cannot overstate how great this couch is. Just sitting on it for 5 minutes will raise your IQ by 30 points, make you more attractive, and help you accomplish your dreams. In a post-game interview after the World Cup Final, French hero Kylian Mbappé gave all of the credit to this couch, saying to our translator who cannot understand French, "I did not even know how to play soccer until I sat on it, and now I'm a World Cup champion." This is a once-in a lifetime opportunity to own a couch that is out of this world. If you think you are up for the task of having the honor of owning this couch, contact me, and we will see if you are worthy of its awesomeness

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